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Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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*** ...Here's to good sense of humor and a short memory!
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin Kitman
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted - Helen Rowland
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A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to you, my beautiful bride.
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
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Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
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Dear [bride's name],
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. - Mae West
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Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: "Yes dear"
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Here's to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.
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Here's to the bride - may she share everything with her husband...and that includes the housework.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield
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I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. - Jean Harlow
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. - Max Kauffmann
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I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. - Dorothy Parker
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus
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Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
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| Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
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Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
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Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!
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May our children be blessed with rich parents
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May the best of your past be the worst of your future
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May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment
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May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
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May you grow old on one pillow.
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May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.
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Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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