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We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows.
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10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
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A bra is a thing that keeps up what would hang down otherwise ...
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A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
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All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
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As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.
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Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!
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Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.
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Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !
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Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
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Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?
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Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!
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How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
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I am in seventh heaven, the other six do not want me.
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I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.
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I intended to become rich while sleeping, but I could not fall asleep yet.
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I love working. I can look at it for hours.
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I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!
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I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
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I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
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If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
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If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?
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I'm not as dumb as you look.
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It is better to have one bullet in the hand than ten in the back.
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It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.
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It's the heart afraid of Breaking ... that never learns to dance.
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It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give.
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It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live
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Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
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Keep the school clean ... stay home!
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Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?
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Life is beautiful if you are willing to see it
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Life is like a nose, you have to take out what is in it !
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| Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code.
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Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...
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Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...
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Lots of people stop working once they found a job!
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
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Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
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My mother-in-law walks 5 miles every day... I wonder where she'd be by now.
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My thoughts wondering off, I am always everywhere.
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No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problems
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No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?"
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Nok nok. Who's there? ..... Marie ...... Marie who? ...... Marie who wanna...!!
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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